Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Slade failureA geezer I used to work with was off to a Halloween party. Went to the fancy dress shop at lunchtime and got himself all set in a Dracula outfit - nicely fitted, showed his curves, just right.
So he ordered it, and said he'd grab it on the way home from work that evening.
He did that thing - parked on the double yellows, ran in, grabbed his costume and drove off to wherever he lived.
What he'd actually grabbed was a Noddy Holder costume for another punter. Possibly the only person to go to a Halloween party garbed in the menacing outfit of Noddy Holder, complete with spangly topper, stick-on sideburns and high heeled boots unless you know better.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:28,
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