Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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I don't bloody know - I'm just a vagabond - do I look like Hugo fucking Boss?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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I don't know what you look like, duck.You did just remind me of my very military-minded history teacher at school, who told us that some sergeant-majors would inform soldiers on parade that their fly was undone by saying "Your medals are showing."
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.Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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Well the man's clearly a racist and needs to be shot.Now - what's for lunch?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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Bully beef boiled in tea and hard tack, of course: the stuff of Empire-building.Plus, the soufflé and amuse-bouches aren't set to arrive until next week.
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.Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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