I also have fans of my own
I once had lunch in a restaurant in London where all the tables were close together.

When I sat down the woman next to me, a stranger said "Oh my God!" and she popped a bit of her pudding into my mouth.

She suddenly loked crestfallen and said "oh sorry love, I thought you was Elton John".

I wouldn't have minded so much, only a week before in Manchester someone said "look, its fookin Elton fookin John. Fook off Elton!".

And the month before someone said "Excuse me - you look like Elton John".

Stupid blind morons.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, 6 replies)

To be fair
You did have your cock in David Furnish at the time.
(mark schmark, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, closed)

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True. He "furnished" me with his unicorn mayonnaise.

Then I furnished him off.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, closed)

Look everyone
Elton John's a b3tan!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:21, closed)

wouldn't be
too surprised if he was.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, closed)

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No, that peado with the slanty mouth is.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:40, closed)

Look
Maybe you should ditch the giant octagonal blue glasses, the 8" platform shoes with goldfish in them, and the white sequined jumpsuit.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:12, closed)