FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Did you explain to him that cooties isn't a real thing?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:56,
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In my defence, he spoke in a really deep voice...(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)
I understand that Gonzy's voice is very deep.What are your opinions on
1: Hand holding
2: Hollyoaks
3: Chinese food ?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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1. Wouldn't. 2. Wouldn't. 3. Would!(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:39, closed)
As long as it's not sweet and sourI fucking hate sweet and sour. Red, sickly sludge of a meal.
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Sorry, but one out of three ain't good enough.I'll just have to let Gonz down gently. Again.
Poor Gonzy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:53,
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Sorry, Gonz(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:47, closed)
^ThisI was convinced for years that I didn't like anything sweet and sour because this unnaturally-coloured ooze was my only experience of it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58,
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