FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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The SASAt work one day, the boss asked us each to tell the group something interesting about themselves as an ice breaker.
James said he was once in the SAS, only he gave it up because he didn't like the commute.
Needless to say, no one believed the geek, especially not the guy who had actually spent decades in the Royal Marines as a commando.
Perhaps he meant SAS as in Scandinavian Airlines.
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Ask him:"What colour is the boat house at Hereford?" and be sure to pronounce 'Hereford' as 'Heer-ford'.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:23,
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Too late. The cunt's long gone.
He once told me he'd spent £27k on home audio equipment.
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