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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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So as it turns out, it was all to get you to shag him.
Great success.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:39, 1 reply)
No, it was because he genuinely convinced himself that people would starve and be driven to crazed, desperate attacks on his property
...but there is summat sexy about men who get all intense
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:44, closed)
To be fair... no-one attacked his property, so his plan worked pretty well.
Especially with the bonus shag.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:46, closed)

 who get all intense tals
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