Trains
Down the road from where I lived with my parents was some kind of home for spastics. They were allowed out on their own.

I think my Dad must have bumped into one on the street and then invited him round for tea, 'cos that's the kind of thing he does.

So were sitting there chatting about the weather or something, and he said "You know trains?"
"Yes Michael."
"I used to design them."

There was some other stuff he used to come out with as well - I think he said he was a qualified helicopter pilot and had invented fluorescent lighting.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:41, 8 replies)

well, this is just charming

( rofl harris, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:44, closed)

You seen to have inherited very little of your father's better nature

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 1:22, closed)

Do you not know the difference between spastics and mentals?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 6 Jun 2014, 1:28, closed)

You're allowed to interchange spastic and mentalist,
if you've ever watched any Alan Partidge. That's the law, you know.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:51, closed)

Clearly you never learned ANYTHING from the Joey Deacon story.
story musical
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:46, closed)

how did the spaz know your dads name was Michael?
that's how it reads anyway
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 5:42, closed)

Your Dad's a bit creepy.
Did the boy swallow his lies?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:31, closed)

his lies
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:15, closed)