FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I once lived in a little villageand there was this weird little man who used to ask me:
'Is it true about the bombs in my dreams?'
I used to say, 'No, don't worry, it's not true.'
Until I got fed up with him and said, 'YES! Yes it IS true about the bombs in your dreams and THEY ARE COMING TONIGHT! DEATH WILL RAIN DOWN FROM ABOVE! THE BOMBS! THE BOMBS! THE BOMBS IN YOUR DREAMS ARE REAL AND THEY ARE COMING TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!'
He simply said 'Oh' and shuffled away, and never asked me again.
Laters sweeties XXXXXX
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:32, 12 replies)
Aw!No pleaseing some people!
Have a kiss
XXXX
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:48, closed)
I liked this one......but I feel if you'd simply submitted yourself you'd be guaranteed a win.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:33, closed)
I win all the time dearieI am win
WIN!!
XXXXXX
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:50, closed)
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