FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Years back, during a surf trip, late at night at the campsite.people were getting very very drunk on cheap french wine.
We were chatting about and trying to impress the cute Dutch girls.
Not that anybody could have done anything with them being:
- Erectile dysfunctionaly drunk
- Surfed to exhaustion, so probably nod off putting the rubber on.
There were two English servicemen in the group.
The dead giveaway was the regulation backpack and tent.
But very nice dudes, one a ex-city bloke and the other who had been in the bull wanking industry before joining up.
We were chatting about hiking then one squaddie blurts out that they had just done this great nighttime hike in full gear to pass the final SAS exam.
And that they were taking this break before going to Northern Ireland.
Cue to his mate turning white then slapping him round the head.
HARD!
Apparently, the first rule about being in the SAS is not telling ANYONE you are in the SAS.
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Andy McNab told EVERYONE that he was in the SAS.(
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