FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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People who claim to have been abducted by aliens .Those aliens would not perfect the technology to traverse interstellar space at superluminal velocities just to shove a probe up your arsehole.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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Yes, it's not science based researchIt's kinky aliens.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:50,
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Why do you think that RWH?Imagine that safe, fast and inexpensive interstellar travel was available to people on b3ta. No alien bum would be safe, especially from the mods fingers.
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Do they have dogs in Alpha Centauri?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:40,
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I believe the Klingon term for humans......translates as "Ham Toucher", so who knows.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:31,
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You'd thinkbut there are some races, that, well, would. And did. And do.
The Ploaph, for one.
Filthy buggers.
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depends on the arsehole innit(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:31, closed)
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