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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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anybody fancy a fight and/or fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:07, 20 replies)
Yeah; go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:23, closed)
I hear they have sex all the time
But the make-up fighting is unbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:37, closed)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:42, closed)
should we start with the fighting?
or just take our tops off and put Relax on the stereo and see how it goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:20, closed)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:25, closed)
Compromise
Alternate between thrusting and punching.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:53, closed)
Cock jousting, Fridays on BBC2

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:46, closed)
Well done, well done. They'll be pleased with that.
And to play us out we have Johnny Stoppard. Johnny, what are you going to play for us tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:07, closed)
Fancy Lady!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:50, closed)
"Fancy Lady"? Well fancy that.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:00, closed)
Come here
You big fluffy bitch
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:23, closed)
*unravels*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:22, closed)
I am up for a fight, sticks or knives?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:34, closed)
dwarfs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:16, closed)
Tossers

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 21:11, closed)
You get the pillows, I'll start filling the paddling pool with jelly.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:26, closed)
You want some?
I'll give it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:30, closed)
fuck no
scallies fight dirty and never wash their tiny cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:02, closed)

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