FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Dear B3taWhen will you "finally join Twitter" ?
Sick of asking to be honest.
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Oh, I see your point.Sorry.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Apologies are for cunts(, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:17, closed)
Cunts point out to cunts they are being cunts. (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:33,
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It's "they're"You Count.
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Nice deliberate mistake to get the Daily Mail readers in a tizz. You twatender.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:39,
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How do I fucking swear?/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:44,
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Dear BradyWhen will you finally fuck off and set fire to yourself?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:19,
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Errrgh Welsh!(, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:25, closed)
Only joking. The Welsh are lovely. Sorry...LOVELY.
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^Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:31,
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^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVELY(, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:39, closed)
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