bananas
after visiting chester zoo as a kid and having a monkey throw a large pawful of snotty, slobbery, half-chewed banana RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE, SERIOUSLY, SOME WENT IN MY MOUTH, i've had a terrible fear of those evil yellow cunts. my nephew once chased me round my own house with a banana, until i shut myself in the airing cupboard.
little fucker.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 17:51, 8 replies)

A mate of mine
loves bananas, but he he has an allergy to them. Some people!
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:47, closed)

i'm like that with strawberries

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)

you must have an airing cavern

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:57, closed)

worst. pickup line. ever.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)

you wish.
I don't do charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:20, closed)

so how come you spend so much time in second-hand shops?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:04, closed)

'*shit myself
in the airing cupboard'

We know what really went on.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:42, closed)

i have never shit myself
in the airing cupboard
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:21, closed)