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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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Getting my bellend sliced off bit by bit with a cheese grater.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:34, 5 replies)
A paper cut on your bell-end
has been scientifically proven to be the worst thing in the world.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)
I think you're doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)
You should only ever wank with a hand.
Preferably someone else's.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:26, closed)
When stealing them from Asda
don't run out of the shop with one stuffed down the front of your trousers.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:40, closed)
some people would pay good money for that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:37, closed)

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