This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, 1 reply)

That doesn't actually surprise me.

I bet the farting noises from in the night garden are a very close second though.
(username failed moderation, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55, closed)

Oh come on, a man who doesn't laugh at a good old fashioned internet tantrum is...
....well, probably you. Or Carpe Cydney.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:29, closed)

It's not a tantrum.
It's simply asking that you are removed from here, as you contribute nothing, and have been at least partially responsible for turning it into somewhere nobody wants to post.

Do you not see that posting gay porn pictures here is stupid? People do read this at work, it's a text board, we should be able to do that.

You really need to grow up. I find it difficult to believe that your obnoxious online persona is completely different to your real life one, so I'm quite confident you'd actually benefit from learning not to be a dickhead.

You've been doing this for years now, do you think it's still funny or something? Are you posting this stuff because nobody is paying attention any more?

Don't imagine you're actually bothering me though, I can keep this up for as long as you can. Only difference is I can walk away any time I like - you have to post here constantly because it's all you have.

lol.
(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)

^upset on the Internet.
Saving you the trouble.
(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:52, closed)

^says 'you're not upsetting me' whilst posting a second 'this is why you're a terrible bastard' post.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:04, closed)

Let's be honest.
While you're rubbing your hands together and cackling with glee at how upset I am, what is actually happening is I'm complaining about you posting gay porn pictures on a text board I'm looking at at work.

This won't get me fired. It won't get me into any trouble at all.

It will offend people walking past my desk though, and that's not something I'd choose to happen.

But this isn't really a big deal - I don't need to be looking at this board at all, so it's not like you're having any effect. I solve the problem by simply not going to b3ta.

Does that make you happy? If so, well done. You are indeed a powerful internet warrior, you have possibly forced me to not look at b3ta very often. If it wasn't for the fact this is probably the biggest thing you'll achieve this year, I might be tempted to think you're not a dickhead.

Hope this helps!
(username failed moderation, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:31, closed)

It's been up for 5 days
thought it would've been moderated by now.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:10, closed)

Yup.
Doesn't mean it should be there though.
(username failed moderation, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:40, closed)

Well
AB won't be deleting it anytime soon.
I agree that it's NSFW, but the last time a mod was here was probably issuing the image challenge vote.
This morning.

They've given up, haven't they?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:15, closed)

I'd have thought if they saw it, they'd zap it,
but I might be wrong. It's the kind of thing that would normally have been at least modded to a link.

I adblocked it the first time I saw it, as I do with all the stupid shit the puppies try and shock us with.
(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:08, closed)

gay porn doesn't usually involve two people of different genders
you virgin
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:26, closed)