you, you with your festival drivel -
these tales have become tedious and monotonous. I am hosting my own festival. People who like to ramble on for hours about drug or toilet experiences won't be allowed in. It's an elite festival for, basically, me. There will be just the right amount of mud, no drunk stranger in my sleeping bag that I have to chase out with a fork I've heated on the disposable barbecue, sunshine (rain permissable at night), free noodles, and plenty of decent booze (no cider). It will, in essence, be one of my usual camping trips but with Pooflake and Captain Placid headlining.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, 4 replies)

Sounds good
Can I come?
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:52, closed)

What he said ^
I can bring cake and alcohol, if that helps sway you?
(berk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, closed)

Ok,
tickets £100 each, all cheques payable to CHCB. People with novelty wellington boots will be shot.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, closed)

You wont get Pooflake if there is no cider.
That's a deal breaker for him I'm afraid.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, closed)