I got a job working in the first Rock above the falls festival
It was badly organised, despite some larger bands like Blondie playing there. I was given a flouro vest but given no other instruction about what to do. So I smoked pot and sort of just hung around hoping to chat with some of the bands backstage. I was crossing the fields between tents and the stage when people started screaming. A brown snake, about 2m long, had been spotted right amongst the punters. people turned to me. Now I'm pretty live and let live when it comes to wildlife, but this was australia and the buggers are poisonous. so I wrenched a star picket out of the the ground with the intention of clubbing the slithering bastard to death. I went for a big overhead whack and missed it completely, it rose up and back coiling for a strike but fortunately my next blow connected and broke it's spine (it being mostly spine), and then the hippy druggy onlookers were treated to watching me stoving in its head to a bloody mess for good measure. I dropped its lifeless body in the bin. Took no joy from the whole incident.
TLDR cumquat whacks off snake in front of horrified onlookers
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:23, 5 replies)

There's a star pick, waiting in the sky,
He'd like to come and meet us but he's scared he'll break our spine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:28, closed)

hahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:38, closed)

There's a star pick, waiting in the sky
He's told us not so kill it
cos its just a brown reptile,

He told me:
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:13, closed)

I thought big ones were generally less dangerous than little ones?

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:16, closed)

Firstly: I assume that's just what your wife tells you to make you feel better.
Secondly: It was brown. As in humans, the browner, the more dangerous they are. It'd shiv you and then steal your wallet without a thought.
( Muns, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:18, closed)

It's not how big it is, it's what you can do with it
And I can curl mine up in a bottle top and pretend it's a frightened snail.
(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:22, closed)

I suppose that's one way to get a blowjob from a french woman...

( Muns, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:26, closed)

^ replies to win

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:44, closed)

apparently snakes are allergic to saltwater pools

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 30 Jun 2015, 22:55, closed)