Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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My ex-boyfiend liked to try and have sex with with all his clothes on, including his coat and shoes. He never got to, I always said NO! He also enjoyed being caught masturbating.
Two of the many reasons why he is my ex-boyfirend. The only regret I have is I didnt think of dumping sooner.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, 8 replies)
I think you were a bit mean with the first.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, closed)
Pillow talk would go something like this - Could you take your coat off, the toggles are poking me. It hurts when you scrape your shoe down my leg.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)
But to not to have done it just once? I guess that might have opened the door though...
As to why he wanted to, quite possibly he had his first sexual experience fully clothed. It's supposed to leave a strong imprint.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:30, closed)
There is the biggest pigeon I have ever seen out side the window.
Sorry - Yes, you are possibly right about the imprint thing and thinking about it maybe he didnt like his body. Most peoples first sexual experience starts with them being fully clothed I thought divesting was part of the ritual - Maybe I just didnt want to understand and wanted not to satisfy him and get out of what was a bad relationship.
Anyway the current Mr Freepens is nice and his kinks fit my kinks.
Oh well, best get to the supermarket it is anal potatoe night!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:10, closed)
it's awesome.
"In 3 piece tweed I once did the dirty deed,
With a duchess, no less,
She was naked except for her pearls,
As I mounted her fully dressed."
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, closed)
him in 3 piece tweed suite no mention of wearing his topcoat. It is the coat I dont understand - Can anyone help me please.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)
Is this some form of scatology reference?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, closed)
On closer examination, me dumping him became an issue, he was a floater.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:51, closed)
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