Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I can just see it now...Standing over the unconsious twitching carcass of a female celebrity and pulling my rock-rigid pud feverishly over the body after I've knocked them out with a swift right hook.
Hmm - sounds like fun - I might give it a go.
Where does Thora Hird hang out these days?
*Clicks*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57,
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I'm afraid someone probably beat you to itShe's dead, and has been for some time.
Not sure if it was fist-to-head related trauma. however.
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