Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered?
Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
I've
shat out funnier stuff than this. Why don't you just fuck off back under the rock you came from?
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Keyman, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:38,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:39,
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In all fairness, I've no doubt you've shat out funnier things.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:40,
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Why must the higher numbered users be so serious JMG?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:43,
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I think they rush in a bit too quickly and it can be a bit too exciting.
Especially if it's a JMG post.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:46,
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You're turds are born with rolled up sleeves, perfect comedy timing and have slap bass accompanying them when a scene transition happens
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:40,
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It's a good job I didn't mention the time I bronski'd Howling Mad Murdoch.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:41,
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Or creamed on The Face's face.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:44,
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Friz, etc..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:45,
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