Massage
I love the thought of paying for a legitimate massage from a masseur (or a masseuse) having him massage me and....now and then I notice he brushes a little too close to my thigh or ass*. I keep trying to tell myself it's just my imagination and then..BAM he starts really....taking liberties with my body until eventually he's face down in my snatch. The sexiest thing about this to me is that never a word is spoken between us. I also get off on the thought of not being in control when this is--pardon the pun, going down.

I also have various generic fantasies about being dominant as well as submissive with men and women, but mostly men.

Also, pissing in a man's mouth, and fucking him in his ass*.

Sorry British types, I meant arse.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:46, 7 replies)

I'm interested in the logistics of pissing in a mans mouth
Do you adopt a 'Boston Crab' stance and aim your micturation as best you can?
(Vic Flange, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)

Upstanding Crab
From a purely practical perspective, I think squatting or standing would both get the job done. Although aiming for the mouth is a bit tricky whilst standing up.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:04, closed)

Easy...
Just do it while he's going down on you. That way his mouth is at least in the right place. Of course, you'll have to warn him that it's going to happen at some point, or the poor beggar will get a bit of a shock. It's a lot of fun.

*ass for our Merkin friends
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:47, closed)

REALLY?
I love the thought of paying for a legitimate massage

$20 dolla luv
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:58, closed)

That reminds me
When I was a masseur I managed to live out that fantasy both sides on the couch. (never a client (that sounds sordid!) but with girlfriend at time). As close to tantric sex as possible. Oil and warm hands make good bedfellows.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:24, closed)

question
what is this "both sides on the couch" thing?
(vladk2k, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:51, closed)

he means
He's been on the receiving end of the massage as well as been the one who's giving the massage. I think.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)