Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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My mother has a thing for the Titchmarsh
She was ribbed rotten for it at work, and when he appeared on the cover of a magazine wearing nothing and hiding behind some ferns, they framed it and gave it to her as a birthday present. A few months later she went to Gardener's World Live at the NEC. She took the picture with her. She got it signed. His words to her were 'dear god I thought they'd destroyed all copies of that...'
I'm still in therapy.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, 1 reply)
She was ribbed rotten for it at work, and when he appeared on the cover of a magazine wearing nothing and hiding behind some ferns, they framed it and gave it to her as a birthday present. A few months later she went to Gardener's World Live at the NEC. She took the picture with her. She got it signed. His words to her were 'dear god I thought they'd destroyed all copies of that...'
I'm still in therapy.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, 1 reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahaa! Brilliant!
I'll fight your Mum for him next time he gets his shirt off.
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I'll fight your Mum for him next time he gets his shirt off.
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