Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I like tosit in a pile of my own filth, masturbating furiously over newspaper articles of Nazi propaganda whilst my wife covers my chest with hydrofluoric acid and feeds children to a crocodile.
...Blimey.
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That must be hard to live withI mean the hydrofluoric acid must eat away at the pile of filth. I guess you've got extra kid-skeletons to stack it up with, but it's just not the same, is it?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:55,
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You're right, it's not just the same.If someone were to invent a workaround for this, they'd probably get a Nobel Prize.
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When the hell did you get married????(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:06, closed)
Same day I bought a crocodile(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:20, closed)
WonderfulThat made me laugh out loud. Congratulations, kind sir, on weaving a succinct and marvellous answer. Your riposte was the icing on the cake.
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