I have the worst sexual imagination
Even though I find bizarre (or "varied", depending on your viewpoint) sexual activity fascinating, I'm quite vanilla myself; a standard romp utilising 2-3 positions is all I really need and, while the fiance and I dabble in a few other things now and then, for the most part there isn't a lot of variety in our sex life and that's fine with me.

This is probably because of Takae, an insane Japanese woman I met when I was 19. Picture it: I've just started university, broke as hell and only had sex once before (I was a late bloomer). She was 25, hot, and for some bizarre reason thought I was God's gift, despite my limited prospects. We were together for two months, during which time she rode me silly pretty much all the time.

In those few months we explored her fetishes, most of which involved tying her up (apparently it's quite popular among Japanese women). While I was keen to please, the whole tying up lark didn't do it for me, not least of all because she liked to try and "escape" which meant the whole thing devolved into a farce rather quickly. We tried role-playing too, but I just couldn't take it seriously (still can't). She did the whole "hot wax on my sensitive bits" routine, which didn't do much for me either way.

Basically, every night we tried something different, but, apart from doing the nasty in public, nothing really twigged my berries. At least I tried, I 'spose.
(ElGranto, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 3:35, Reply)