Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Well I like to think I'm pretty open minded, and would try anything. I've had sex outdoors, indoors, on a miniature railway, up a tree..but as fetishes are concerned I've not had a desire to wear a gimp mask and be pissed on while being locked in a cage or anything that I would class 'abnormal'..though I'm contradicting myself, and I guess the old phrase "Don't konck it till you've tried it applies".
I did however, have a fling with an Italian woman, and although she spoke fluent english (with a beautiful velvety accent) during the throws of sweet McLovin, I asked her to talk dirty to me in Italian.. and FUCK ME !! was that horny !!!!
Now technically, she could have been giving me instructions to dismantle a washing machine..But she stressed that everything she said was good. Either way, it sure did it for me!
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:45, 4 replies)
it helped that she was hot obviously, but I remember being at a party, stoned as hell, with this friend sat in the room painting a flowerpot (not a euphemism) and talking in russian to herself. Gave me the right horn.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)
I've had this from the other end, so to speak. An ex-girlfriend used to love me to speak French to her - would get her very hot. As she didn't understand what I was saying I could say anything I liked. In fact I had to as my 'dirty talk' vocabulary isn't up to much in French.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:33, closed)
Couldn't really say more than a few rudimentary words in French or German.
Every time she came to visit I would tell her to sit down in French or German and see a glint in her eye.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)
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