Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Talking dirty in a foreign language
Well I like to think I'm pretty open minded, and would try anything. I've had sex outdoors, indoors, on a miniature railway, up a tree..but as fetishes are concerned I've not had a desire to wear a gimp mask and be pissed on while being locked in a cage or anything that I would class 'abnormal'..though I'm contradicting myself, and I guess the old phrase "Don't konck it till you've tried it applies".
I did however, have a fling with an Italian woman, and although she spoke fluent english (with a beautiful velvety accent) during the throws of sweet McLovin, I asked her to talk dirty to me in Italian.. and FUCK ME !! was that horny !!!!
Now technically, she could have been giving me instructions to dismantle a washing machine..But she stressed that everything she said was good. Either way, it sure did it for me!
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:45, 4 replies)
Well I like to think I'm pretty open minded, and would try anything. I've had sex outdoors, indoors, on a miniature railway, up a tree..but as fetishes are concerned I've not had a desire to wear a gimp mask and be pissed on while being locked in a cage or anything that I would class 'abnormal'..though I'm contradicting myself, and I guess the old phrase "Don't konck it till you've tried it applies".
I did however, have a fling with an Italian woman, and although she spoke fluent english (with a beautiful velvety accent) during the throws of sweet McLovin, I asked her to talk dirty to me in Italian.. and FUCK ME !! was that horny !!!!
Now technically, she could have been giving me instructions to dismantle a washing machine..But she stressed that everything she said was good. Either way, it sure did it for me!
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:45, 4 replies)
a friend of mine at uni could speak russian
it helped that she was hot obviously, but I remember being at a party, stoned as hell, with this friend sat in the room painting a flowerpot (not a euphemism) and talking in russian to herself. Gave me the right horn.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)
it helped that she was hot obviously, but I remember being at a party, stoned as hell, with this friend sat in the room painting a flowerpot (not a euphemism) and talking in russian to herself. Gave me the right horn.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)
Other way round
I've had this from the other end, so to speak. An ex-girlfriend used to love me to speak French to her - would get her very hot. As she didn't understand what I was saying I could say anything I liked. In fact I had to as my 'dirty talk' vocabulary isn't up to much in French.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:33, closed)
I've had this from the other end, so to speak. An ex-girlfriend used to love me to speak French to her - would get her very hot. As she didn't understand what I was saying I could say anything I liked. In fact I had to as my 'dirty talk' vocabulary isn't up to much in French.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:33, closed)
I had an ex girlfriend who loved it when I spoke to her in another language.
Couldn't really say more than a few rudimentary words in French or German.
Every time she came to visit I would tell her to sit down in French or German and see a glint in her eye.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)
Couldn't really say more than a few rudimentary words in French or German.
Every time she came to visit I would tell her to sit down in French or German and see a glint in her eye.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)
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