Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Really unconvincing dirty talk
I have mentioned the crazy nympho librarian that I had a fling with in my student days in a post below (small, blonde, extremely shy yet a complete porn star in the sack). One thing that I forgot to mention was her penchant for dirty talk. The thing that got her off more than anything else was to be treated and talked to like a complete and utter whore.
Now I used to be a bit of a thesp in my younger days (can't be arsed with it all now) so could usually put on a fairly convincing show with most things but this I found really, really hard. We would be doing doggy and she would want me to pull her hair and say something like 'I'm fucking you like the dirty whore you are' etc and the slap her a bit. Basically, anything that was totally humiliating would really get her off. Imagine someone saying all of this but in an utterly unconvincing manner with not the slightest hint of conviction. That was me. She still loved it though.
She also wanted me to pretend to rape her.
I think that she had issues.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)
I have mentioned the crazy nympho librarian that I had a fling with in my student days in a post below (small, blonde, extremely shy yet a complete porn star in the sack). One thing that I forgot to mention was her penchant for dirty talk. The thing that got her off more than anything else was to be treated and talked to like a complete and utter whore.
Now I used to be a bit of a thesp in my younger days (can't be arsed with it all now) so could usually put on a fairly convincing show with most things but this I found really, really hard. We would be doing doggy and she would want me to pull her hair and say something like 'I'm fucking you like the dirty whore you are' etc and the slap her a bit. Basically, anything that was totally humiliating would really get her off. Imagine someone saying all of this but in an utterly unconvincing manner with not the slightest hint of conviction. That was me. She still loved it though.
She also wanted me to pretend to rape her.
I think that she had issues.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)
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