One of the sexiest things ever...
was taking an ex out to a formal dinner, then stripping off her gown and laying her naked aside from the strappy high heels on the bonnet of the car under the full moon.

Girls, if you ever want to make Nicole Kidman look like Dot Cotton, wear your sexy shoes and nicest dress, go for a romantic evening, then strip slowly in the moonlight for your fella. Trust me, his brains will dribble out of his ears and you can get him to do anything you ask at that point - it's the combination of the naughtiness of it being outside, the flush it brings to your skin being an extra turn-on and the sheer audacity. If you ever want him to sign his life savings over to you, that's the time to ask him!
(Chad, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:13, 3 replies)

After the Golf Club Ball last year
to which I wore a heavily-sequinned dress, I needed to pop home to check on the dogs.

I got Mr Quar to unzip me first, as I couldn't unzip the stiff dress myself, and set off for home.

As I got out of the car and stood up, the heavy dress slipped straight down and I stepped out of it in my underwear and scuttled indoors!

Dunno if the neighbours saw me but if they did, they're not telling.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:27, closed)

nice!
last time I had something like that happened for me was the fight to get the wife out of her wedding dress, as it was so huge... since then we've had a baby and our darling little girl has kind of taken over our lives for the last six months, meaning posh evenings out are a thing of the past!
(Chad, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's strange
because I've been to bed with Nicole Kidman and woken up with Dot Cotton on many an occasion. I think it has something to do with alcohol
(Rsoles, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 22:57, closed)