Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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oh i can help you with thatyou will need
chicken wire
dumbell weights
access to a ocean going vessel such as a trawler
roll the ex friend in the chickenwire (no need to remove teeth or fingers - no one is finding this fucker), periodically adding the dumbell weights.
twist the ends like a christmas cracker (heads can detatch and can float)
steam offshore to at least 80 fathoms
dump
simples
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:27,
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