I know...
I know I said earlier that my ideal man would be an Irish fireman with curly hair, but having thought about it for a few days I have decided that he should be an Irish old-style gypsy fireman who could tell me about theoretical physics and occasionally be a cowboy who enjoyed snogging other blokes.

As you were.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 16:51, 6 replies)

I have curly hair.
Irish?
Knowledge of theoretical physics?
Im not a fireman nor a gay cowboy nor a gypsy.
But 2 out of 5 isn't bad.
(Margatemug, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 16:57, closed)

Hmm, Irish Fireman, gypsy, physicist, cowboy,
is this a new line-up for the Village People?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 17:24, closed)

Well
If it was, I'd be their biggest fan. And probable groupie.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:39, closed)

lets see
Irish, check.
Curly hair, check.
Gypsy, trust me, you don't want to shag an Irish pikey, a rural dreamer type is more your sort.
fireman, can't help you out.
theoretical physics, check.
gay cowboy, now you're just being silly.
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:27, closed)

Oi
Brokeback Mountain is possibly one of the sexiest popular films ever made.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:39, closed)

yeah
good luck with that. I just hope he fancies you when you find him
(Neostenine's maker, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 9:14, closed)