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Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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A quick question
As has been touched upon by a few of our, er, esteemed colleagues, there seem to be a number of women who have something of a thing for a man in a suit.
Now I suspect that what they mean is they have a thing for an attractive man in a suit but that's not what I'm curious about, so apologies for my digressing.

What I'm wondering about is whether the whole smartly-dressed thing covers kilts as well.
(, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:15, 11 replies)
If I had a penis, it would go

What's the female equivalent of being turned on in an instant?

I just love when the six nations are on, and for a weekend all the hot Scots invade in their kilts and rugby shirts...

I think I need to lie down....
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:13, closed)
I can't bring to mind...
...any onomatopoeic words for widen or moisten, and I can't imagine any being as humorously inoffensive as "boing" to use about your own anatomy.

Although I'll probably be pondering this for the rest of the day now
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)
probably bad that I instantly thought... 'squish'
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)
I would have to say no but this may be because I have an odd great-step-uncle who, despite being in his late 60's or possibly even older, still sees fit to turn up to family events wearing a leather kilt. I've never dared ask what clan it is. Fisty McBondage, I suspect.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:24, closed)
Almost right.
It's actually a hyphenate, Fisty-McBondage.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:42, closed)
I'm sorry. I meant to tell you about my great step-ancestor, first name Fisty, second name McBondage. He was the son of Mona and Alan (who was dyslexic and so swapped the N and the L whenever he recorded his name) Bondage.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:47, closed)
usually. It reminds me of that Carry-On film where the soldiers have to frighten their enemy by raising their kilts to give a view of the bits underneath
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:31, closed)
The Burpas
were routed.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 5:06, closed)
A mate went out with a rather boorish Scot
who wore his kilt to a couple of weddings they went to.

'Hamish' was usually drunk or high when I met him and would always drag the convo over to sex.
He claimed that he never wore the kilt without pulling, sometimes more than once, and that the only complaint he got was that the sporran was a little heavy on the girls' heads!
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 5:27, closed)
Yes to kilts
It is even worth a post of its own.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 6:46, closed)
your question has been answered
by one of our lovely colleagues: www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post550622
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:01, closed)

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