
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I have a thing for beards. I bloody love them. Men suit beards. Also hairiness, t-shirts, and really fit arses make my tongue itch. Armpits too. Spanking. I could go on. Biceps.
I've tried a number of things in my time - ws, master and slave, bondage, etc.
But nothing beats a good hard shag. Throw me up against a wall and I'm yours.
Length? It's the girth you should worry about.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2009, 10:38, 5 replies)

rather than 'unkempt Amishly-proportioned ginger jaw-pubes'.
The former Mr Quar had the latter arrangement during our marriage and looked frankly like a kiddy-fiddler, which he indeed later turned out to be.
Beards. Brrr.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:46, closed)

er ... that's pretty much all I have to say
( , Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:03, closed)
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