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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Your mistake was in being the only person there is a kilt.
Last wedding I was at, no-one tried anything like that but, as it was in Scotland, most of us were in kilts.
That said, the extra attention when you wear a kilt outside of Scotland can be fun sometimes.
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I agree - although I wasn't supposed to be the only one in a kilt. My mate chickened out.The attention was fun for a while, but then it got boring and irritating.
Shame as I have fantastic be-haired legs. Your loss, girls. :D
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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Last time I wore my kilt in England, I did have one rather attractive young lady ask if she could stroke my sporran (sadly, not a euphemism) but that was balanced out by one of my twatty mates sprinting up a three story flight of stairs so I wouldn't see him coming and he could lift the back of my kilt to check if I was wearing anything.
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