Don't judge me....
....but...

www.gungegirls.com (probably nsfw)

...look, I don't know why, but that kind of thing just does it for me. Girls covered head to to in dessert/slime/gunge while dressed all nice, like. It used to result in me being rather uncomfortable when watching either Fun House or Noels House Party.

Got to be dressed up a looking smart though, and there has to be lots of stuff, like custard, chocolate, cake batter in various colours. Bliss. Then just have a right laugh covering each other in it, going from prim and proper to a mixed up, slithery mess. And none of that 'licking it off' bollocks, this is just being messy for the sake of being messy.

It's fun, which is the main thing. You can't look serious when doing it. Sex is too serious these days, so I find this most agreeable.

Still, it's a right giggle and having lived out the dream with a few girls over the years I can honestly say I wouldn't trade it for anything else.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:54, 2 replies)

out of curiosity
do you have to have sirens blaring too?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:24, closed)

I got covered in gunge for Comic Relief in 1999
with Konnie Huq from Blue Peter and about 1,000 other people. At the end while getting changed out of my overalls, I brazenly marched over in pants and trainers and asked her for an autograph, which she happily wrote directly on my chest in marker pen including a big 'xx' and a tantalising 'call me', minus any form of contact details which would enable me to do so.

Alas, on the journey home my mind went over the act again and again resulting in my teenage pituitary gland all but sweating it off by the time I got back to Uni. So if anyone speaks to Konnie, please let her know I would have called back and if she's still interested she should get back in touch :-p
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 5:11, closed)