Ha!
Single-handedly making me laugh my tits off this morning, mate... Uglyness is in the eye of the beholder. You should come down to near where I work, reckon you'd stand a great chance round here - the RNIB have their headquarters round the corner; loads n loads n loads of blind women round here...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:32, 2 replies)

It's a thought I suppose...

Make a nice change from what I normally do - pop on my hessian sack with two eye-holes poked in it before hitting the nightclubs armed to the teeth with vodka and royhpnol
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:35, closed)

I'd fuck you
Just saying, like...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:36, closed)

*drops kex*

*Waits*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:37, closed)

Hacks up a big greenie on his palms
approaches the Bard of Coventry's sweaty arse gash with gay abandon...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:40, closed)

that's my favourite form of abandon...
;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:43, closed)

That's not saying much.
We're B3tards. We'd do ANYTHING, according to this QotW
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:09, closed)

Indeed - agreed with Spanky
I was going to say, find yerself a blind woman, chuck. We don't care much about what you look like to yourself, only what you look like to US - which depending on level of sight, is often entirely different to the fully sighted sorts idea of "ugly" or "not ugly". And it is all in the eye of the beholder, sighted or not.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:03, closed)