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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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"Honest, your honour!I thought I was only cheating on the missus! And no, it didn't occur to me that it wasn't normal to need a fscking stepladder to comfortably position myself!
And as for the difference in size between orifice and penis, I just figured she was Dundonian..."
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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