
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Lets face it - the Midlands accent isn't too sexy. Hard to sound all erotic when you sound like that bloke out of Slade... Thankfully, I'm from the East Midlands and am actually quite posh (apparently), and moved round loads as a kid so I don't really have an accent as such... Just your bogstandard English.
Up until the current good Ms Hanky I'd have had to go for scouse - there's nothing like having a dirty scouse girl utter sweet, sweet filth in your ear while your doing the monkey rub - but Welsh. Dear GOD!!! WELSH!!! Try it!!! (Only not with my missus)...
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:27, 1 reply)

Though I have to agree about Welsh. That might explain the popularity of Gavin and Stacy. And Daffyd.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:49, closed)
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