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I read something similar to this in the paper many years ago.

An old man was having trouble with his penis, as it was infected and starting to shrivel up, so he went to the doctor. Doctor did some tests and couldn't suss what it was so then went inside for a closer look. He found a snapped off tube from a bic biro in there, the guy said he'd put it in there for extra pleasure years ago, but then couldn't get it out. As it was hollow it didn't stop him passing fluids and he was too embarrassed to tell anyone. It was only the pain that forced him in the end.
( Regger, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:35, 1 reply)

Ah, the joys of my job
Oh yes - anything can form a stone if left there long enough. I removed a piece of plastic "scoobidou" which kids were using to make craft things which was turning into a stone and was treated to the "I must have swallowed it" nonsense. I blame the science ed.
By the way don't shove a daisy up there - the little hairs get stuck when you try and pull it out.
I love being a willydoctor
(willydoc, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, closed)