Ok here goes....
Wearing tight skimpy pants, shitting in a bath then wanking over it and a bit of zoophilia. I have also had sex while we were both pissing...and when I'm drunk I tend to turn gay(ish)

Length? Yellow stuff came out her mouth.
(WhataYob, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 22:44, 5 replies)

after you you come
wanking in the bath

over a turd

do you never think - fuck. i have to clean that up now, no amount blasting with the shower will shift that cunt

was it worth it
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:57, closed)

Very worth it
And I don't need to tidy up, my cleaner does it...good thing she doesn't speak English.
(WhataYob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:27, closed)

Oh Noes
Its the Wanky Shit Demon
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 0:21, closed)

You Win
THE PRIZE!
(McChinaman banned, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 1:10, closed)

hahahahahahha
oh dear oh dear
(Scary Ghost, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:10, closed)