
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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They just wouldn't be interested in you anyway. Especially if you're completely shaven and can fit a whole cucumber down your throat.
Best off ordering that nylon house-coat and choosing a few cats to keep you company.
I for one wouldn't be interested at all. No sir, not me.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, 1 reply)

I will have to experiment with my twin sister instead and just imagine that her pert nubile body is not so lithe and that her firm breasts are more like sweaty 'moobs'.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:51, closed)
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