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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Aubergines.Phwoar. There's nothing that gets me going quite like the sight of a nice, plump, ripe aubergine.
Also there's nothing sexier than a man playing jazz on a muted trumped. If I ever see a man playing a trumpet and using an aubergine as a mute, I'll cream my pants right there and then for sure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14,
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Now this is just peculiarI suppose your average aubergine has a nice feel to it, its sleek, shiny, black, long, got the girth... oooh - now I get it.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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You aint alone, us Aubergists are manyCheck out this site, www.auberginelovers.com
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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Hahahahahaha"Here's a piece of advice for you: never take strong hallucinogenic drugs and go shopping. I was shopping - I was having a great time shopping ... apparently I'd been standing in Tesco stroking an aubergine for eight hours ... " - Bill Bailey
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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