Mrs Vagabond and I were in Hamster Jam, and dipped into a sex shop
We were laughing at the DVDs, and retching at the one entitled (and illustrated) "Period Lovers", and she found a golden showers one which she pointed out to laugh at.

As if by magic - proper Mr Benn stuff, this - the shopkeeper appeared; an Asian-looking gentleman replete with fez and bizarre moustache. He put his face right up to Mrs Vagabond and enquired long, wheezingly and Sid James pervertedly "Yew like the peeeessse?!"

Mrs Vagabond informed him that it wasn't really her sort of thing actually, thanks, and we left.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:28, 3 replies)

This wins
if just because the "peeeeese" line made me actually LOL.

You missed out not picking up "Period Lovers". Its actually very informative. Great articles!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:28, closed)

Is it a Period Drama?
(hopes it has Keira Knightly in it, or that scamp Bonham-Carter)
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:30, closed)

* spang *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 4:48, closed)