This is hilarious
Maybe you should think about doing some edgy kerrazy bad-taste standup, maybe in the Cambridgeshire fens area? I've heard the people round there aren't remotely like the kind of web-footed inbred halfwits who'd actually pay money to attend a god-awful festival where the headline act is a mongoloid tribute act to the titans of middle-aged mediocrity that is Pink Floyd, so you'd be likely to be really funny and popular.

Go on - I reckon you'll be a great success and might even pull a mature model into the bargain. Great sex whenever you want it? Brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)