Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Actually at this time I had only been shagged/raped by the mother of one of my friends - I had never taken a lead with a bird before...
Things did change though... :-)
(, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:28, 2 replies)
Well, after that shag (with my mate's mum) I was left like a little arse ugly mongrel, looking for a shag with any willing lass, but there weren't many for the taking... until this lass came along and bewitched me - came out that seeing that I was the only bloody foreigner around, she saw me as a feather for her cap (not that I feel or look like a trophy or anything)...
(, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:22, closed)
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