you know
when your at the point in teenage life, somewhere between about 17 and 20 something (thats where I am anyway), I think everyone wants to diddle their best mates mum(or their older sister. I dont know what it is about older women that does it for me, it could be the dominating aspect of it, it could be because you hear that they've reached a 'sexual peak' in their lives or the sheer amount of porn online that makes me think that they will pay you in sexual favours to have their dishwasher fixed. I really dont have a clue...
For me though, there will always be something about walking down the street and seeing a complete and utter milf. She could have 7 kids and four shopping bags, completley worshipped by her over protective tatooed, window washing ape of a husband who she only married because he was ok at football in his 20's. You know she just sits at home waiting for the dishwasher repair man to turn up and fuck her till she screams. Honestly gentlemen, without a show of a doubt, my dick probably holds a world record in land speed and it seems to get up quicker than a cheeter after its prey in the african savana.
I fancy a wank now. Good day
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:43, Reply)