not me a friend of mine
he was my best mate form primary school and we gotr on well, he was a big lad, living on a farm and subsequently very strong. He did carry alot of weight and that meant younger gobby pupils would give him jip, he just ignored it mostly. However one day a particularly obnoxious little shit, who had 'older brothers and sisters to defend him' he was a cocky little shit and no-one retaliated for fear of his brothers and sisters who were alot older. Anyhoo, come one breaktime me and said friend are about to leave the toilets when aforementioned gob-shite and his minions barges in pushing my mate out the way, 'OI' my mate quite rightly replies, to which el gobshite launches a full range all effort right hook onto my mates chin, WHACK!!! nowt, happened my mate stood there, it didnt touch him, it was then the gobshite had that' oh shit' look in his eyes. My up till now gentle friend then proceeded to beat the absolute shit out of this lad and three of his friends, putting two of them in the pissy overflowing urinals. And the best thing of all, he seemed to manage to do it with only one hand whilst the other held his bag. I would have held it for him, but i now fear he might have actually killed them. after said beating he smiled as we walked away pleased in knowledge that shit-bag aint gonna be annoying us again. His older sister tracked me and my mate down later and actually thanked us, she said he was a cocky little fuck who needed taking down a peg or two. PS My mate is still hard as fuck, just fatter!!
(lankynyack, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 11:51, Reply)