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I don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.

Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.

Tell us about the legendary fights at school.

(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Not so much a fight as random spontaneous violence
I never did get into a proper fight but did surprise myself by lashing out at stuff that shouldn't bother me.

Example 1: Playing some obnoxious little, ADDesque turd at pool. Sadly I got soundly beaten, usually this wouldn't bother me but he was being a gloating git about it. So I took the executive decision to twat him over the head with the pool cue that I was holding. Luckily I didn't bother reversing my grip to get some more weight behind it, just caught him over the head with the brass tip (he still went down). One visit to the school nurse for him and a bit of a talking to for me.

Example 2: Idly skateboarding around one of the school rooms, I rolled up to a semi-friend of mine who put his foot on the front of my board and shoved hard. The effect was to throw me off the board into an arm-waving stumble that nearly dumped me on my face. Briefly seeing red I again made a very well thought through decision to finish my stumbling with a full-blooded uppercut to his solar-plexus. Some crying for him and excessive guilt for me.

In fact I'm amazed by how dangerous some kids were. I once saw a fight in the changing rooms that escalated into one lad taking a full swing at another lad's head with a hockey stick. Luckily it was semi-effectively blocked. Having said that I went to a school full of elitist tossers who could probably have done with a bit more violence in their lives.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 12:13, Reply)

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