Come on then!!!
I'm a big wussy really, so I don't like fighting (I'm a big lad though, and could probably kill someone if i was pushed enough). The only fight I've ever had was between me and some kid called Simon Lunt (or the obvious Simon Cunt as he always got told). He had ADD and constantly needed drugs to keep him calm. Obviously this time he'd forgotten to take his sane-pills, and the jeer of "Haha, Simon Cunt" from me and a bunch of my mates was too much. He ran at me, whirlwinding his arms and legs in the most stupid fasion, getting closer and closer. My mates and I were giggling as he look like a complete cunt. Unfortunately one of his rampantly swinging fists made contact and bopped me on the nose. He stopped. I looked in dis-belief at him. He gave the 'Oh shit' look back. I gave him a fist right in the middle of his chest with my right hand and a sneaky thwap in the kidneys with my left. He went down.
I had a bloody nose as I waltzed into the corner shop to buy some sweets.
I was given a free ice lolly. He limped down the road in agony from a nasty kidney jab. Hah!

Also... Not a fight as such, but I very rarely took part in PE (i hated it), and the once or twice i got forced to do it, we were playing rugby. I get passed the ball. The opposing team stare at me, because i never do PE, and i'm not very fit or small. I am however, built like a rugby player. The only time i've ever seen people running frantically away from me as i charge toward the other end of the pitch. Easiest score ever :D
(Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 15:50, Reply)