Fights you say?
I do not start fights. I however do finish fights, i am considered a bit of a psycho at my school for many reasons, mostly to do with swords and weapons etc. there are many fights i have been involved in but tonight i shall regale to you the tale of how i became the nutter i am today.

It was on the school bus, upper deck of course (im cool) and an argument ensued with a lad from my primary school, im a resourceful chap and it ended up with me almost snapping his arm in two between some bars he had mistakenly swung for me between, i realised the error of my math, him being 150lbs me being 100lbs at the time, and said i would let go of his arm if he promised not to hit me, otherwise i would break it he said OK. needless to say he knocked the living shite out of me. i was not a happy bunny, i now realise that had i snapped his arm i would have won the fight and that it was my fear that had made me lose. i now live by the idea of having no fear means that there will be nothing to be afraid of resulting in much humorous japery and mirth between me and bullies, in one case a lad tried to draw on my coursework, so i quite happily stabbed him in the hand with a rather chavtastic gel pen which went in up to the bottom of the nib type detachable bit. i fucking loved it, you dont know fun until you have got your revenge in a very over the top way.

my cock is fucking enormous
(Jimmai, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 18:36, Reply)