School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Child abuseit was in Year 2, I was fantastic, in just one year I'd be in The Juniors, with all the big boys and girls. I was running around one fateful winter's day, playing a game with my girlfriend (yes, I was ahead of the crop). Due to the icy conditions, I slipped.
And fell.
Into a massive flower pot.
Fortunately, I managed to break my fall with my eyes. I looked like a panda. So every time anyone asked me what happened, I had to retell my story.
Yes, I was beaten up by a flowerpot.
And one comes to mind. In Year 9, there was a huge neanderthal of a guy, Assad we'll call him to name and SHAME him. Most utterly. The tale goes he pinched the bottom (saucy) of an absolutely tiny chinese girl. Hoc Ling to give her credit.
He commits this dirty deed, she descends into an animalistic rage and gives him an absolute pasting. Bearing in mind she was probably half his weight and not even up to his niplets.
What no one can understand was why he did it. She didn't even have chesticles.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 20:48, Reply)
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